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EXT. CEMETERY -- LATER

T-Bone and Lamb are digging a grave. Lamb is unfocused to the point that he digs about one shovel for each ten dug by T-Bone.

T-BONE
So Lionell says that Moses would dump the Red Sea all over Jesus. But I say, Jesus would walk right up that water like he did on that Sea of Gallo.

Lamb glances up at T-Bone but quickly resumes his slow digging.

T-BONE
And besides, Moses was like 900 years old. Jesus was 33. But then Lionell cheats, and he says that Moses would crack Jesus over the head with one of those tables before he even gets into the ring.

LAMB
Tablets.

T-BONE
Whatever. The point is -- I had him!

Lamb remains impassive.

T-BONE
So I tell Lionell, that Jesus would heal himself. But that's when he cheated, He says that before the start, the referee--- Lamb, man, you don’t have to laugh at my jokes, but you oughta at least take my side.

LAMB
(blankly)
Yeah, Moses was old.

T-BONE
Go sweep out the chapel.

LAMB
Now?

T-BONE
Yeah. Get a broom. Got to the chapel. Walk in. Sweep. And apply some mentality.

Lamb lumbers up and goes.



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				EXT. CEMETERY -- LATER T-Bone and Lamb are digging a grave. Lamb is unfocused to the point that he digs about one shovel for each ten dug by T-Bone. T-BONE So Lionell says that Moses would dump the Red Sea all over Jesus. But I say, Jesus would walk right up that water like he did on that Sea of Gallo. Lamb glances up at T-Bone but quickly resumes his slow digging. T-BONE And besides, Moses was like 900 years old. Jesus was 33. But then Lionell cheats, and he says that Moses would crack Jesus over the head with one of those tables before he even gets into the ring. LAMB Tablets. T-BONE Whatever. The point is -- I had him! Lamb remains impassive. T-BONE So I tell Lionell, that Jesus would heal himself. But that's when he cheated, He says that before the start, the referee--- Lamb, man, you don’t have to laugh at my jokes, but you oughta at least take my side. LAMB (blankly) Yeah, Moses was old. T-BONE Go sweep out the chapel. LAMB Now? T-BONE Yeah. Get a broom. Got to the chapel. Walk in. Sweep. And apply some mentality. Lamb lumbers up and goes.